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Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


JUGGALOS - Passing the axe since 1991.


TAGS: icp insane clown posse juggalo
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Krysen

agdaniele - March 3, 2009, 12:08 am
Sure thing, Porcelina. I never like to see lines drawn.
Porcelina - March 2, 2009, 8:49 pm
Thank you, AG
agdaniele - March 2, 2009, 8:33 pm
dweezle's insightful argument aside, they are the same as the old-school punkers, and the FSU clan... it's expression and preference... respect that right.
Fatty - February 6, 2009, 2:05 pm
oooo... Someone's got big balls on the internets! I'm scareded!
dweezle - February 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Come say that **** to my face and get your a** kicked...Don't f*** wit the Juggalos
dweezle - February 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Come say that **** to my face and get your a** kicked...Don't f*** wit the Juggalos
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 7:03 pm
Posers, the most over used phrased by insecure 7th graders
Charles Buckett - November 2, 2008, 4:40 pm
Juggalos, biggest posers since cowboys went out of style
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 8:32 pm
Whoop Whoop!
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 6:21 pm
I blame this one on you, God. The French, I can forgive that..But you really dropped the ball on this one.
God - August 28, 2008, 3:33 pm
hahahaha.. Juggalos. Douchebags.


I N S A N I T Y - Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.


TAGS: pinky brain insanity einstein insane
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - July 31, 2011, 10:07 pm
Including Gold. It works well, but could you imagine how much light bulbs would cost if they were filled with GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
corneredbadger - July 31, 2011, 9:54 pm
Edison didnt try the SAME thing over and over he tried thousands of different filaments to create the lightbulb
Bob85 - May 26, 2011, 12:34 pm
Genius and insanity are a fun mix.
CleverUserName - May 21, 2011, 10:00 pm
Oh, Edison was looney as a three dollar bill, but was also a genius, a fun combo!
smalltownguy - May 13, 2011, 7:11 pm
Counterpoint, so Edison was insane while trying to make the lightbulb?
440wakeup - May 13, 2011, 6:58 pm
If at first you don't succeed......
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:47 am
Nice pic and text combo, this is a win win.


HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!




FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.




one upmanship -


TAGS: bird **** like all nsa talk
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 9:01 am
You hit the jackpot on thi5 one, RL
dy2012 - June 11, 2013, 10:06 am
5good laugh!
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:17 am
YEAH!!! Going on my FB
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Teach him who's higher on the food chain.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 8:19 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Greeny - June 10, 2013, 6:48 pm
LOL


Terrorist Cowards -


TAGS: insane in the membrane
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

GaryO - October 24, 2014, 9:18 pm
BAM!
Reality Lord - October 24, 2014, 9:05 pm

yup


determination -


TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


NO MEDICATION FOR STUPIDITY -


TAGS: mental insanity voices bipolar thoughts
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

jig - January 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Schumann's choice
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:56 am
hey mao, I'll hold her for you, then you'll hold her for me, then we'll both hold her for djr :)
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:40 am
I'm In !
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:26 am
or the other way r5und... it's not clear, don't you think ? :)


CRAZY MOMS - You better make sure their happy or you could find yourself making friends with a rolling pin.


TAGS: insane crazy nothappy
Rating: 4.14/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:52 pm
Momma not happy with your English.


LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.




INSANITY -


TAGS: insane calendar topic crazy monkey
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by caveman

GaryO - March 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Oh, Geez, carebear, ‘don’t tell the pancakes’... I gotta share that in my planning meeting today. Can’t stop LOLing……….
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:38 am
So I'm the only one this makes complete sense to . . .
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 am
LOL² Posters like this is the reason I love this place so. Another (cave) creation for the archives
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 6:09 am
lol


OR YOUR CATS -


TAGS: voices crazy sleep insanity night
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:10 pm
Mine's like a popcorn popper, hence my Obsession poster. Just asingular voice, though. ;) Eventually it shorts out and stops functioning.
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:01 am
mine start showing movies!
falloutghoul - January 16, 2012, 6:54 pm
I know how that feels. I have a good train of thought RIGHT when I go to sleep.


NSA SURVEILLENANCE -


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale


INSANITY - You only know where the edge is after you've gone over it.


TAGS: insanity february edge
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:48 am
Be there, done that may times...(but not literally)5 Leaps of faith
agdaniele - February 18, 2011, 11:36 pm
....and thensome. 5L


INSANITY -


TAGS: insane in the brain
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:26 am
thanks space... this is from my early days here on motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 9, 2012, 2:24 am
Especially when it disturbs the wrong people at the wrong time. 5
spacedog - September 9, 2011, 6:22 pm
Nice one.


NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: d*** this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy **** i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


MAD YOU SAY? - I'm not mad, slightly miffed maybe, but not mad.




INSANITY -


TAGS: sane insane boring fun hammy
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2013, 3:14 am
Yes, and it's the only way we get to sit alone in the bus }:-D
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 6:48 pm
:D
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:11 pm
I think, this is crazy...
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 7:43 am
why thank you rerun :D
rerun - January 20, 2012, 9:53 pm

truth is spoken


INSANITY - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.


TAGS: insanity expecting results
Rating: 3.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 7:46 pm
Also is trying to reason with an Italian mother. 1+1=3, and that's that. I can say that because I'm Italian/Sicilian.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:14 pm
see also: syn. - noun - motiseedling


VACATION TIME AGAIN - It really gets fun when I finally chew through the straps.




KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it


TAGS: zombies guitar baseball bat chainsaw
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Deadite

internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 9:30 am
Ironically, the picture would make a cool t-shirt design (if it isn't already)
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:49 am
the more I look at this the more I guess it's only a product placement of Apple's iPod...
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:32 pm
just another type of Axe forseti... Hey, you can also double *** on a fret board :)
forseti - July 28, 2011, 2:51 pm
And don't forget your guitar... !.... ???....


CUTE INSANE BUNNY - innocent till proven guilty




NOOOOO!!! - What did they do to the taco bell dog!?


TAGS: dog crazy insane
Rating: 3.8/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2012, 10:40 am
OMG! He's a little early for the zombie apocalypse but...RUN! Poor Taco died a few years ago but I guess RIP would be a moot point heehee.


LUNACY - You know what you've got and you know what you have which means you've got everything you've got and you have everything you have which might indicate that your raving mad... right, where's my hat?




HEARTACHE -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun


ANOTHER VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day military honor motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Primo Junior - November 13, 2010, 6:47 am
All veterans should respect those before them. My hats off too the multiple
irionman - November 12, 2009, 7:38 pm
My grandpa's name is on that list, I really enjoy seeing people respecting stuff like this. Lost but not forgotten.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:43 pm
Amen, Ron.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:28 pm
go army, navy, and marines
FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:55 pm
Semper Fi'


THE EDGE -


TAGS: theone insanity
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by TheOne

Bolverk37782 - July 17, 2011, 2:44 am
THIS IS, a fell walker using a sat nav instead of a map and compass. Happens all to often where I live. Then we have to call out the Mountain Rescue Teams (a really fantastic body of people) to retrieve the mangled/deceased.
TheOne - June 18, 2011, 12:17 pm
Well when your friends distract you from your duties to the internet it gets a little intense with relationships.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 6:46 am

...5ome of us come back....lol


ALWAYS ONLINE -




STEREOTYPING - Sometimes they do it to themselves...




BAD DREAMS - SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WAKE UP FROM THEM


TAGS: kansas basketball
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by stiffymu

DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 11:18 am
5L because I hate Kansas
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 10:50 am
The Rock Chalk JayHawk Walk....of shame. 5L
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 9:54 am
I was pretty sure LD knew. :P Did you know that Tigers eat Jayhawks? THey're yummy.
ICEMAN - March 21, 2010, 9:53 am
LD will be interested to know that.
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 9:44 am
I only approved this because I'm a Tiger.


ITS A NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year right thing motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 2:25 pm
Ohhh, THIRTEEN loops! thanks for the reminder Ron!


INSANITY -




UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.


TAGS: big chainsaw can kill people with kittens
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by maker321

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(


MEANWHILE - In Russia




INSANITY -


TAGS: pzy insanity grip reality fall
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - October 16, 2011, 8:00 pm

distance in miles or kilometers? made the trip a few times now....meh...the fall can be a blast. 5L


INSANITY -


TAGS: manson insane masturbation parents caught
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 1:04 am
Accept, don't explain.
Hawamleh - August 14, 2010, 12:46 am
Thanks A Lot Guys...I was jsut sitting there and i thought...what if i was charles manson and my parents caught me masturbating.. wow why would i even think that.. my mind is now full of fuk... O_O
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
Hmmm Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!.... b****.... awwwwwwww. Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
I can't find the words to express how godd*** funny this poster is. Hat's off to Hawamleh you twisted little bastard.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:08 pm
Wow, this is good... I shouldn't like this as much as I do. The picture rounds it out perfectly.


KATE BECKINSALE - This is definitely one MILF. Can I get a witness?


TAGS: kate beckinsale girl women n**** n**e h** **** m i l f
Rating: 2.78/5

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KDC - August 18, 2010, 2:58 pm
hell yes
ravage - October 14, 2009, 2:08 pm
i wouldnt even give a sh*t if she had a bush, or smoked... NOTHING would make me not want to bone the fu*k out of that!
stu - June 20, 2009, 5:56 pm
anyone who comments on here is g**
NJL - June 16, 2009, 8:07 pm
i'd *** that as often as i could
Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 10:02 am
nothing could make happier then to trade places with her husband
TJ - April 9, 2009, 3:56 am
AMEN.
ozfactor - December 18, 2008, 2:06 am
f*** YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would x 1,676,987,629,642
:) - October 24, 2008, 4:39 pm
If she stopped smoking she could have me
Nobody - October 24, 2008, 4:07 pm
Yet another I'd switch for.


OVERCOMPENSATION -




INSANITY - It's hereditary. We get it from the kids.




TOOTHBRUSH -




MARRIAGE AND INSANITY -


TAGS: marriage insantiy commitment humor
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 15, 2013, 12:20 pm

And, as far as marriage goes, it helps if you're both nuts...
rerun - June 14, 2013, 7:04 pm

d***, so true.


Monsanto corn -


TAGS: monsanto corn
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - October 1, 2013, 11:09 pm
Thanks commenter! There's no name here so don't know who I'm thanking :)
- October 1, 2013, 2:28 pm
Dam Little...had to reread that twice. Didn't get it when I thought it read Monastat. 5L for making my brain have to work.


INSANITY - "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"




SUPER MARIO CHALMERS - KANSAS JAYHAWKS 2008 NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!


TAGS: super mario kansas jayhawks 2008 ncaa champions memphis
Rating: 2.31/5

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GoForthAndDie - September 9, 2008, 11:47 pm
Stupor Mario Chalmers-kicked out of NBA rookie orientation :D


BASKETBALL JONES -


TAGS: insanity calendar smurfy beatles regret
Rating: 4.92/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:19 pm
Really now, those poor innocent kids... born into wacko parents. Very nice Greeny.
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:06 pm
oh yea, all right


BE YOUR BEST -


TAGS: best monroe motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

amina - December 29, 2009, 9:35 am
She was such an icon, and a good role model for women. she didn't care that she wasn't skinny, or that the wasn't perfect.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 12:33 am
Thi woman was... is... the ultimate.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 12:00 am
....but enough about Porc... 5L!


MISSION TO THE MOON -


TAGS: mission mormons moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:45 pm
Ron's a solution man!
sheiksaws - February 3, 2010, 12:47 am
HAAHAA love this one brother Ron.
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 9:21 pm
But that would make them Moonies,,,just sayin'
spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:19 pm
LOL! Nice work Ron, 5Ls. Mormons on the Moon and Jehovahs on...Jupiter?
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:21 pm
And this from Mr. Utah...5L
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:15 pm
Don't I wish 5L


SISYPHUS - Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein


TAGS: sisyphus insanity einstein
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

Sean - May 11, 2011, 12:10 pm
Hey man. Nice to see back. Take it easy. As for me I have to go run and hide. NotoriousGIL is poised to prove to all the internets that I am a sissypuss.
NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 10:05 am
Not at all man! Not at all.
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:59 am
Oh don't mind me, just passing through Gil.
NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 9:54 am
I probably would; I only get to drink one month out of every 4 because of my job...definitely not a sissypuss though. It's the thrill of competition for the next year or so...
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:51 am
Hello there, Sean.
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:51 am
WhoMever loses the drinking contest is a sissypuss.
NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 9:44 am
True...putting emphasis on the spelling of the name to indicate that I do, in fact, know who he was doesn't make me a spelling Nazi either. I say we settle this like men...drinking contest? LOL
Sean - May 11, 2011, 9:39 am
You implied that Sisyphus was insane for carrying out his punishment. Pointing out the folly in that, on one occasion, does not make me a troll.
NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 12:02 am
Only in response to trolls with irrelevant comments! :D
Sean - May 10, 2011, 11:55 pm
NaZi much?
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 1:19 am
That's an interesting concept..had to look it up...but then again, do we really know that? This sh** could be a still frame of him moving the boulder up the hill, in which case there would be net force, correct? Cool though though.
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 1:13 am
In fact, I did. I'm very aware of who SiSyphus is- I searched for an image of SiSyphus to go with the quote, not the other way around. But, since when does anything need to make sense to be funny?
Sean - April 20, 2011, 12:00 am
Did you know that that was a punishment for Sidyphus? So suggesting that he was insane makes no sense whatsoever?
Sean - April 19, 2011, 11:54 pm
No.
SkellatorOfLife - April 19, 2011, 11:25 pm
Did you know that no net force is being exerted by the man?
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 7:21 am
You get 5 because of wikipedia... well played...


dear abe -


TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick p***e
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!


CIRCUMSTANCES -


TAGS: circumstances toilet paper luck fate motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:43 am
Plan B? Go European. God gave us a left hand for a reason, after all. 5 Left-Handshakes!
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:30 am
You could always ask the next stall if they have change for a 5 :)


TOILET MANNERS -


TAGS: thanks mr phydeaux cubby motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.63/5

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GreyScorpion - January 30, 2010, 9:30 am
Guess that answers that nagging "does a bear sh*t in the woods" question. 5 Yogi's
BoneCD - January 30, 2010, 7:35 am
5 run Poodles run. Excellent Ron
Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 2:02 am
5/5 Why do you think the girls love me?
ICEMAN - January 30, 2010, 12:12 am
I've seen that cartoon before but in this context... Classic. 5 rabbit pellets.


MOTHERS -


TAGS: motherhood mommy dearest insanity who s kids are these
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - July 1, 2011, 7:43 pm
Many thanks for that FanV.
FanVariety - July 1, 2011, 7:02 pm
nice lol a lot less demented than the picture makes it seem :) i like it
rerun - October 4, 2010, 10:13 pm

actually, we are talking about roasting one of our own...literally
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 10:00 pm
No offense guys, but men are all the same. Always talking about yourselves. I was actually never one for the full women's lib, but this site certainly pushes me more towards it (lol OR OLO).
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:53 pm

hickory smoked....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:34 pm
...grilled medium rare with A1 steak sauce.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:29 pm
ICE loves me.....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:17 pm
It's not random you big hairy beast. And you can stop sending me those pics of you in a speedo. (Aggy gets jealous)
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:16 pm

nope, I think it may be wishful thinking on your part
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:10 pm
Anyone else notice that whenever ICE takes a random sh** at someone It's me?......I think he's trying to virtually "pull my pigtails"....ghey ICE..very Ghey.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 8:44 pm

well, after the last batch of "women" proved to be men.....we no longer speculate.
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:40 pm
not a lot of Mommies, got a lot of Mutha's, but not many mommies
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 8:37 pm
Well I don't scare easily.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 12:10 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooo keeps scaring them off.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:59 am
I suppose there's not alot of mommies on this site, eh?


NEW RESTAURANT ON THE MOON -


TAGS: restaurant moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ICEMAN - March 3, 2011, 12:03 am
Geeez, that joke sucks......... so good. 5 Oh Ron, where art thou?
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 12:17 pm
groan.... good one +5


INSANITY -


TAGS: insanity kids motivational hereditary
Rating: 3.98/5

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TheSarge - November 22, 2009, 1:14 pm
Wow...just...wow....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:44 pm
Thanks DRE. I appreciate what you are saying. I wasn't calling you any names I was only lashing back at the person that embodies the meaning of moron.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:40 pm
Ice, calm down please, look at what you wrote, can you see how i took it as bashing? Dont start calling us names or its only going to start an argument you cant win. Calm down.....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:38 pm
Bull****. All of your comments so far have been calling me & other relative newbs subservient. At what point did I say I was bashing anyone? Thanks for being so understanding , ***k!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
(what Dre said)
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:35 pm
We were all noobs, Ice... but we grew up... and with less bravado than you. Quit trying to tell everyone what they did wrong until you can get it all right. The reason you're getting jumped is because we all know better. Learn from it... relax... shut up.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:35 pm
Your lucky it isnt real life
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:33 pm
especially since you apparently haven't learned from your own submissions that it isn't as easy to make winners all the time. Moron.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:33 pm
Iceman... you're not a non-conformist, you're an internet-based pr1ck. Nobody is asking you to bow to the powers that be... but you are certainly going to fall out of favor when you try and bash established motifakers....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:30 pm
Oh yeah DRE, this is lfe & death, isn't it?
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:29 pm
...timers. I'm just calling things as I see them. Remember, all of you were newbs at one time. While I have respect for those of you that are well practiced at the art of Motifake, I believe you "greybeards" can cut some slack.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:28 pm
This isnt the forum, this **** is real
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:26 pm
Once again, allow me to grovel. Perhaps it would be a good idea to post these rules before anyone logs into this site. Look, I'm not a neophyte to internet forums etc. so I know how newbs are treated. I'm not trying to raise the hackle of the long...
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
Iceman, before you start talking crap at this site, get your feet a bit wetter. Have you ever walked into apub and talked sh1t right when you sat down? Respect is a basic quality... and you need to shut up unti you have made something of quality.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
no problem, its what i do, care to add something Ag?
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:18 pm
Ahem....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:18 pm
Once again, my initial comment was not a bash, simply my honest opinion. And thanks for being our "Judge Almighty".
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:13 pm
Its alright Iceman, i just dont like it when people bash others, for stuff they cant do better
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:11 pm
Well pardon the f*** out of me for not kissing the feet of royalty. Excuse the hell out of me for offending hierarchy here. Please allow me to grovel. It was not a badmouthing, simply a reflection on his past work. While still good, he has done better.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 10:54 pm
First off Iceman, id like to see you do better. Second, even if its not up to par, and i think its still pretty funny, Ron is a legend, you have no right to bad mouth him. That is all
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 10:52 pm
Not up to your standards, sorry to say.


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day military motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.73/5

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LogicDude - November 12, 2009, 6:38 am
Thanks Bone! Wait...you're not talking about that time behind the truck stop are you? I TOLD you my demanding "full service" from that attendant was supposed to just be a joke! And did you help me? Nooo! But did you take cellphone video for YouTube? Yup!
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:46 pm
Nice one Ron, and good sentiments in the comments guys. Hear, hear!
WTFO - November 11, 2009, 6:40 pm
Thanks, Bone. I'm proud to serve along side all military motifakers (active, reserve, guard and retired). For all currently deployed-keep your eyes open/your a** down/and return safely.
ronsart - November 11, 2009, 3:37 pm
WOW! Mr. Bone...so thoughtful and nice for you to do. Totally taken back by your kindness. Thanks for that. My Thanks with yours to all the guys too, Thanks everyday to our Vets. Now Mr. Bone get back to work.
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 3:01 pm
And those of you that are with us; Ron, LD, Mark, WTFO, Airman, MO and all others...Thank You For Your Service!


CANADIAN UNICYCLE - Yeah, we are crazy enough to test drive the damn thing in the winter.


TAGS: motorcycle canadian unicycle insane
Rating: 2.07/5

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surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 8:12 am
It's the d*** summer in Canada.


AMERIKA -


TAGS: x box prism spy nsa
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - June 8, 2013, 10:49 am

can you imagine this hooked up to the new Prism NSA program. a bunch of kids get together to play and someone rolls up a spliff. shortly the door gets burst open, cops know where each and every kid is, has said, and has done. AMERIKA!
falloutghoul - June 8, 2013, 9:24 am
Actually, from what I recently heard, the Kinect can be turned off.
Reality Lord - June 7, 2013, 4:01 pm

amazing no? big brother will have an eye and ear in d*** near every home very soon. it never gets turned off or disconnected from the web and the camera and mic's...and kinect...are always live. wow. and folks are lining up with their money.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 1:24 pm
I never gave it thought until now, lol.


DRONES -


TAGS: drones nsa papa johns
Rating: 4.88/5

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ughomer - March 23, 2013, 1:05 pm
You hit the nail on this, Ism!! 5L!!


the scar that wouldn't heal -


TAGS: america 9 11 scar freedom scre you nsa reading this
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:08 pm
Pretty Cool Dude
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 9:08 am
Very nice! Love that song too.


SOME ARE DRIVEN BY SUCCESS - Others are driven to the insane asylum ...


TAGS: some success driven insane asylum
Rating: 4.18/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:17 am
I've been driven by and to both.


-


TAGS: rock god insane great song
Rating: 4.14/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 7:46 pm
1 Of my fave songs.


CRAZY - Yesterday I asked him if he was insane. He said, "No, now stop interrupting the talking fairy."




36'' LIFT KIT - Because sometimes normal compensation just isn't enough.




BEYOND BIRTHDAY -




LITTLE REMINDERS -


TAGS: reminders 2012 christmas motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.46/5

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TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:18 am
good to be notified
lesterinside - January 30, 2010, 9:33 am
I have a friend named scottie
Eternal Lord Jackass - January 27, 2010, 4:52 am
I can see my house from here!
Overlord Douchebag - January 1, 2010, 1:54 am
I reckon you'll be one of them.
mauser98k - December 31, 2009, 11:34 pm
i wonder how many sheeple are going to kill themselves on 12/20/12?
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:19 pm
Looks like someone turned on the LHC...
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 10:18 am
I can't wait!


OVERCOMPENSATION - Both work, but sometimes bigger really is better.




THE ROAD TO HELL -


TAGS: road hell good intentions einsatzgruppen
Rating: 3.77/5

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Rick69 - January 28, 2012, 6:47 pm
Ha ha, sorry for the lecture! But agreed with you on the disturbing part... especially because this is less than half the original image (the original is WAY too... unsettling). Cheers for your opinion though :)
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 6:41 pm
oooooook ! I bend to your historical culture. This is a very disturbing picture though. I will exercize my right to abstain from voting, with all due respect :)
Rick69 - January 28, 2012, 6:01 pm
Thus, their road to hell was paved with good intentions ...
Rick69 - January 28, 2012, 6:00 pm
Eventually after repeated shooting of innumerous unarmed children & mothers (above) and hearing their final fatal screeches for mercy; many resigned or even committed suicide due to psychological problems usually acquired by cruel, baseless genocide.
Rick69 - January 28, 2012, 5:52 pm
The gun-man was one of the Einsatzgruppen; a group created by Adolf Hitler to mass exterminate all Non-Germans. They were brain-washed into believing this was for the greater good of a new/better Germany... by killing over a million innocent people
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 5:42 pm
I'm sorry, I don't get it. what could the good intentions possibly be there ??
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:40 pm
Pleas post to Philosophy Wall as well


SECOND PLACE -




WHERE IS THIS LEADING TO? - MENFOLK: UNITE! DEFEND YOUR TERRITORY!


TAGS: wtf gucci pink gold design chainsaw
Rating: 2/5

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GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 7:56 pm
that's just wrong


THE EDGE -




AGGY'S PROM NIGHT -


TAGS: agdaniele prom transam
Rating: 4.9/5

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agdaniele - March 1, 2011, 6:55 am
One doesn't want to get blood on a piano tie.
Airman - February 25, 2011, 6:25 pm
I think he put it on after he picked up the corsages
ICEMAN - February 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
That's not Aggy. No piano tie.


SECRET OF MY SUCCESS -




HONESTY - Might be the best policy But insanity is the best defence


TAGS: honesty insanity
Rating: 4.72/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:21 am
I know... Abraham Lincoln is too XD rofl!
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 6:59 pm

truly a great mind


I WANT YOU -




MEANWHILE - In Arkansas




WHO NEEDS SLEEP -


TAGS: poster creativity sleep insomnia insanity
Rating: 4.28/5

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maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:46 pm
Sorry No TIme, Gotta Get Back To Jamie Lee !


Magneto -




GODS CONTROL BUTTONS -


TAGS: cods control b***ons motifake motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.18/5

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BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 10:23 am
d*** Ron, you beat me on this one. Excellent...5 b***on pushing Poodles!
Fatt Matt - January 20, 2010, 10:16 am
HAHAHA, we must all be sinners... +5
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 6:59 pm
I knew it!! 5L


LIFE -


TAGS: life steamroller motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.95/5

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Chron139 - November 24, 2009, 4:12 pm
Too true dude.
Haarakkon - November 24, 2009, 8:21 am
Excellent work, Ron.


NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH -


TAGS: google search jokes internet canadian eunuchs cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

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aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:04 pm
hmmm.... They're with stupid?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:25 am
I'd say don't spread the stereotype, but we already do everyday.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
LMAO! i know a guy with that exact ride
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
Awwwwwwwww.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:21 am
Awwww. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaay. Welcome to CanadUH - we are so tough, we ride Honda Vespas with floral seat covers!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am
well i can't say the one without balls because that just wouldn't me specific enough
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Who? Tell me, tell me!!!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:13 am
I guess you know who the boss is there
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:22 pm
Truly outstanding, Ron. 5 milk-bag carrying lions.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am
Hey Mods ... get out yer banning paddles. An' be quick aboot it.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 11:04 pm
Look out it's Mooford LOL!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:15 pm
For the thing about your wife of for quoting American Pie? I a**ume Canadians hate those movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:13 pm
I will kill you both!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:11 pm
I can answer that! This one time at band camp...
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 10:08 pm
Think about that for a second. Do you really want that answered?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:06 pm
How do you know my Wife Ron?


AMERICAS FUTURE -




The Odd Couple -


TAGS: insanity questions answers demons psycho
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - September 6, 2014, 10:20 am
Bingo


INSANITY -




Tomacco -




THE FASHION STATEMENT -


TAGS: better left unsaid humor
Rating: 4.2/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:59 am
is that a p5g ? :)


TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: true love beer walking motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.13/5

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Vash - December 3, 2009, 9:42 am
my best friend and worst enemy.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 11:22 pm
Ain't that the true definition?!?!?
ronsart - December 2, 2009, 11:09 pm
thx Mr. Spacedog! jez everytime I see this poster now...makes me thirsty and reminds me...sweetheart can you get me another beer please, I love you...thanks luv...count to 10 have my beer and off to see your new posters Mr. Spacedog...lol
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 11:02 pm
5Ls


IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED -


TAGS: succeed chuck norris motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

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ChuckMan - December 26, 2010, 6:53 pm
You're close to perfection, but remember that perfection is made of CHUCK.
Rock - November 3, 2009, 3:24 am
The Mighty One
Sean - November 3, 2009, 12:23 am
He makes Christianity cool!
RKing - November 2, 2009, 11:43 pm
Chuck Norris is so g** (yes I typed that without dying)
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:45 pm
A clear-cut ad for evrything everywhere.


CANADIANS -


TAGS: canadians lovers motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.57/5

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slurzup - August 25, 2011, 4:23 am
ph**chopped and i resent/resemble those comments, but dont apreciate the pictoral that goes with it
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 6:21 pm
Momma always said "Wear clean underwear in case you're in a car crash....or end up in a threesome" 3 x 5L
Derek - November 26, 2009, 3:55 pm
A Québecois ménage-a-trois, or way up North where the women are scarce.
gawdofwar - November 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
true


QUEEN OF SHEBA -


TAGS: queen of sheba ronsart pet cat
Rating: 3.53/5

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The Goat - September 12, 2009, 2:24 pm
Cute kitty - unfortunately my "Magic Kitty" (that's her name) is cuter! (see thumbnail)
RON - September 12, 2009, 1:38 am
Thx guys...thank God she,s fixed...cute p**** is a temptation for us all (human)
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 1:31 am
An undeniable beauty. Wow. My cats are leaning heavy into my monitor.
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:30 am
*Your (I feel like dufus, now)
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:29 am
You dog is wonderful RON, but I bow only to the Queen of Sheba. She's gorgeous.


INSANITY - It is everyones godgiven right




CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM -




INSANITY - Begins with a single motifake




COLD HARD TRUTH -


TAGS: life time female nature relationship unsatisfied
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2009, 9:03 pm
Must.... not.... nazi.... this....


THAT'S RIGHT RONSART!!! - Ninjas are coming for YOU!!! Surprisingly, it only cost me two bags of Skittles!


TAGS: ronsart ninjas
Rating: 2.86/5

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ronsart - January 6, 2010, 7:08 pm
lol Mr. Drizzle...you need an Indian Ninja...lol...you as one of the orginal motifakers...thanks. appreciated.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm
Spite and jealousy mostly lol
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:23 pm
why you want to send ninja's after Ronsart?


IRONY - Time to stock up, before the damn hoarders get it all.




THE DEVIL - He laughs at religion.


TAGS: sinfest the devil joker insane why so religious batman
Rating: 1.86/5
Bob D. Sailor - February 24, 2010, 8:08 pm
1L for utter crap.
What The? - February 11, 2009, 1:55 pm
Asinine. Don't take something awesome and turn it into... This.... Bleah.


Articulating Dissent -


TAGS: dissent freedom thought anarchy compensation
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 27, 2014, 10:35 pm
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - July 27, 2014, 8:18 am

real nice mr greybeard


STRANGER THAN FICTION -


TAGS: madness insanity love marriage kids
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - November 19, 2012, 9:14 pm
Thank you. Glad I could make you smile.. : )
PapaFox - November 19, 2012, 12:31 pm
Thanks Greybeard, this made my day!


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